UVic Meme

UVic Meme

Why not?

Based on nothing but what is currently making me laugh about UVic.

Highlights

Didn't Ask: Announcement Posted - I literally didn't ask, and yet you keep yapping.
Jayden: I am so gonna fail this class bruh
BC Transit Bus on Fire: 69 HAHA 100 SLOW
BC Transit Bus on Fire: 69 HAHA 100 SLOW
JCO2: yeah but i wish a communication was given like 'power is out in ELW today' - Qualicum: It's in the messaging queue behind the email to get the elevator fixed
JCO2: yeah but i wish a communication was given like 'power is out in ELW today'
Qualicum: It's in the messaging queue behind the email to get the elevator fixed
Sad-History902: my brother in christ you are literally a professor at the university, is there not a better avenue for you to proceed on getting this fixed instead of complaining on reddit?!?? - Laidlaw-PHYS: At 10:30pm? No. - Sad-History902: wow you're just like us fr...
Sad-History902: my brother in christ you are literally a professor at the university, is there not a better avenue for you to proceed on getting this fixed instead of complaining on reddit?!??
Laidlaw-PHYS: At 10:30pm? No.
Sad-History902: wow you're just like us fr...
UVic Co-op Office: You Shall Not Pass Without SENG 275
You Shall Not Pass Without SENG 275
there is no war in ba sing se - UVic Emergency Banner: There is currently no emergency at the University of Victoria.
torinnn: there is no war in ba sing se - UVic Emergency Banner: There is currently no emergency at the University of Victoria.
president hall has invited you to petch fountain
mystical_warrior: president hall has invited you to petch fountain
my faith in humanity is so low, i look both ways before crossing ring road
vamaret: my faith in humanity is so low, i look both ways before crossing ring road
uvic.meme pre-register this domain to maximize your chance of getting it for CA$27.13
thealienchef: pre-register for CA$27.13
why do i hear boss music - reading break: why is reading week only 3 days here? so many other universities have a week off. - well... uvic is not other universities :') now we can wait in the comments for the annual laidlaw comment where he says that reading break is for reading and not for a break from reading
solymonster: why do i hear boss music - reading break: why is reading week only 3 days here? so many other universities have a week off. - well... uvic is not other universities :') now we can wait in the comments for the annual laidlaw comment where he says that reading break is for reading and not for a break from reading
oh my god uvic blocked their own email - ccportal@coop.uvic.ca - prevented high confidence phish messages
kaosjr: oh my god uvic blocked their own email - ccportal@coop.uvic.ca - prevented high confidence phish messages
this outside the sub is a planter, not a garbage bin!
thursdayhem: this outside the sub is a planter, not a garbage bin!
i paid 27$ for this - plate of two protein, two rice, and smoothie
purrmaow: i paid 27$ for this - plate of two protein, two rice, and smoothie
they stole mystic! - Anyone know what is happening in mystic market? All the tables and chairs from the main area are missing and it is roped off. Even saw someone who was studying near the taco bar get kicked out by a food service employee saying essentially 'due to limited tables today, paying customers have priority'
marethyu25: they stole mystic! - Anyone know what is happening in mystic market? All the tables and chairs from the main area are missing and it is roped off. Even saw someone who was studying near the taco bar get kicked out by a food service employee saying essentially 'due to limited tables today, paying customers have priority'
cookie shrinkflation - small cookies, same price
munch-eater9120: cookie shrinkflation - small cookies, same price
giving tuesday - am i doing this right? - donating $0.50 with 'i work in a fast food restaurant, and it is all i can spare at the moment' as a donation comment
mir0mir0: giving tuesday - am i doing this right? - donating $0.50 with 'i work in a fast food restaurant, and it is all i can spare at the moment' as a donation comment
at least your're smarter than this driver - driver driving the wrong way on ring road (a one way road)
badwithnames14: at least your're smarter than this driver - driver driving the wrong way on ring road (a one way road)
what is your uvic red flag? what is your uvic red flag? especially if you work there. how do you deal?
externalreaction3707: what is your uvic red flag? what is your uvic red flag? especially if you work there. how do you deal?
Ectris: Stick it to The Man. You're a strong, independent, SENG student, and you don't need no LillAnne Jackson telling you what to do.
Ectris: Stick it to The Man. You're a strong, independent, SENG student, and you don't need no LillAnne Jackson telling you what to do.
Literally 1984 with 'Campus is open on Thursday, Jan. 18th, 2024' and Kevin Hall as the big brother.
Campus is open on Thursday, Jan. 18th, 2024.
All four dumpster fire emotes: UVic, UVSS, BC Ferries, and BC Transit.
Mystic: what a wonderful collection we have now
UVic Dumpster Fire
UVic Dumpster Fire
NegotiationBig4567: I disagree. In opposition, I shall start a club, where the main premise is to sprint between classes on your bike as fast as possible. People can choose which side of this democracy they would like to be on: a cool club with nice calves (your calves double in size upon membership), or the haters who want to impose more laws on the freedom of our cardiovascular health. We will be anonymous in name, but members shall be seen as the top of their classes from the extra study time gained through a shorter intra-class commute. Pros? Better grades, improved cardiovascular health, calves that make people swoon, pedestrians with better personal awareness as they will need it to survive the new normal with cyclists taking over. Cons? None, unless you're a hater. I'll take my downvotes right here please->
NegotiationBig4567: I disagree. In opposition, I shall start a club, where the main premise is to sprint between classes on your bike as fast as possible. People can choose which side of this democracy they would like to be on: a cool club with nice calves (your calves double in size upon membership), or the haters who want to impose more laws on the freedom of our cardiovascular health. We will be anonymous in name, but members shall be seen as the top of their classes from the extra study time gained through a shorter intra-class commute. Pros? Better grades, improved cardiovascular health, calves that make people swoon, pedestrians with better personal awareness as they will need it to survive the new normal with cyclists taking over. Cons? None, unless you're a hater. I'll take my downvotes right here please->
Laidlaw-PHYS: We need to fix the floor in BWC B150
... specifically, the vents. There are a bunch of roughly 8" diameter holes in the floor that are usually covered by plastic vent covers. The vent covers are adjustible, on the theory that ventilation best comes from the floor. Anyways, a number of them are broken. One in the corner has had caution tape on the chair since summer 2023. Another in the area where the lecturer stands is covered by a little portable table. Another, about 3 rows up from the document cameras was covered by a "washroom closed" sign. A sign that gets covered by jackets or obsured by a skateboard when the room is full of people, writing a PHYS exam or something. I found out about the last one while picking up exams today. Normally if I get injured at work it's because I did something stupid, not because we've got random floor holes that we're not fixing. All it would take is somebody to go and get some 1/2" plywood, cut a couple circles, one bigger and one smaller than the holes, and laminate them together. Pretty? No. Break-your-ankle? Also no.
UVSS Dumpster Fire
UVSS Dumpster Fire
Someone driving the opposite direction of Ring Road on campus.